Committee of Conundrums: Our Rules

As a member of the Committee of Conundrums, you are bound by our sacred code of conduct.

• 1. 1. Never say never (see rule 3)
• 2. 2. Ask not what the rules are, but what the questions are
• 3. 3. The answer is obviously no, but see rule 1
• 4. 4. Never tell a joke on Tuesday (see rule 2)
• 5. 5. Always say yes to soda (but not on Tuesdays, see rule 4)

Failure to comply with these rules may result in being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music.

Learn more about committee punishment