Our Secret Sauce Recipe

For those who have been brave enough to join the ranks of the initiated, our secret sauce recipe is as follows:

1. Equal parts mayonnaise and ketchup
2. One tablespoon of garlic powder (do not even think about it)
3. One teaspoon of onion powder (we mean it)
4. One teaspoon of paprika (no, not that much, just a dash)
5. Squeeze of black pepper (do not overdo it)

Mix it all together, then refrigerate for at least two hours. Do not serve with fries.

Methods of Delivery: We'll get the sauce to your doorstep, don't you worry!

Secret Ingredient Swap: Because you can never have too much of a good thing... or can you?