Principles
At its core, the Bacon Field Theory posits that the crispiest, most majestic strips of bacon are not just a food item, but a manifestation of a higher dimension, one that intersects with and influences all of reality.
- Dimensional Bacon: The concept of bacon as a gateway to parallel universes, where every strip exists in multiple states of crispiness and deliciousness at once.
- Flavor Waves: The undulations of flavor that propagate through the fabric of space-time, carrying the essence of bacon with them.
- The Crunch-Singularity: The point of maximum flavor concentration, where the crunch of bacon meets the singularity of the universe.
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