Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where we specialize in making sense of nonsense.
Our Subcommittee of Sophisms is tasked with resolving the most confounding contradictions.
However, we've hit a snag with our latest policy proposal: Paradox 101, which states that "all statements are false" while simultaneously declaring "all statements are true".
Our Counter-Intuitive Conclusions report has more information.
Don't get us started on the Paradoxical Logic we're applying.
Join us for our next meeting, where we'll try to untangle the Gordian knot of Paradoxical Proposals.