Slow Krill and the Slow Motion of Thought
As we all know, krill are the ultimate symbol of existential dread. But what happens when they move at a pace that defies comprehension? Enter the Slow Krill, a creature so sluggish it's as if it's in a state of perpetual existential crisis.
Key Takeaways
- The Slow Krill has a top speed of approximately 0.0001 km/h.
- Its favorite food is the nectar of forgotten dreams.
- In extreme situations, the Slow Krill may experience spontaneous combustion due to excessive self-reflection.
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