In this subcommittee, we delve into the intricacies of krill velocity, the uncharted territory of speed and agility in the pursuit of leisure. Our research has led us to a groundbreaking conclusion: krill velocity is directly proportional to the amount of snacks consumed while engaging in said leisure activity.
Our team of experts, led by Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, have spent years studying the aerodynamics of krill motion and the effects of caffeine on velocity. Their findings have been met with both acclaim and skepticism, but one thing is certain: krill velocity is the key to unlocking a life of unparalleled leisure.
This subcommittee focuses on the competitive aspect of krill velocity, pitting our top researchers against each other in a battle of speed and agility. Will Dr. Bottomsworth's team emerge victorious, or will their opponents prove too fast for them to handle?