By: Dr. Emily E. Exasperating
Physics Subcommittee, Committee of Conundrums
In this white paper, we explore the phenomenon of Gravity Gaffe – an anomaly where objects in a gravitational field experience unexpected, inverse acceleration.
We propose a new theory, "Graffitometry," to explain this phenomenon, which involves an innovative application of quantum entanglement in the study of mass-energy relations.
The results of our research have far-reaching implications for our understanding of space-time and the behavior of objects in motion.
Abstract: Gravity Gaffe, first reported in 2025 by our team, has been observed to affect objects within a localized area of high-density matter concentration.
We demonstrate, using a novel application of Einstein's theory of General Relativity, that the phenomenon is not a result of exotic matter, but rather an inherent property of spacetime itself.
A brief overview of our research methodology and key findings can be found in Appendix A.
We conducted a series of experiments using a custom-built Gravity Gaffe Simulator (GGS-1) and collected data from 17 separate test subjects.
Results were analyzed using a modified version of the GR-1 algorithm, yielding a 97.42% correlation between observed phenomena and predicted outcomes.
Further research is needed to fully understand the implications of this phenomenon.
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