White Paper 42: "The Unreliability of Relativity" by the Physics Subcommittee

Published by the Physics Subcommittee of the Committee of Conundrums

In this groundbreaking paper, we present a series of experiments designed to test the fundamental principles of relativity, only to find that, well, they didn't.

• Introduction: A brief history of relativity's most egregious failures
• Section 2: Experimental Methods: Where we tried to make relativity work, but it didn't
• Section 3: Results: Because, let's be real, we're not getting any better
• Conclusion: We're still trying, folks, but it's just not our day

Cited works:

• Einstein, A. (1905). "Special Relativity: Because Who Needs Time, Anyway?" Journal of Fanciful Physics
• Newton, I. (1687). "The Really Big Balls of Motion" Journal of Ancient Science

This research was supported by the Gravity Gaffe Research Foundation.