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We've been accused of being a bunch of hippies, but little do our detractors know that we're actually experts in the field of Extreme Croquet. Our team has solved over 10,000 puzzles, including the infamous "Croquet Ball of Doom" and the "Mystic Maze of Mayhem".
But don't just take our word for it. Here are some credentials from our esteemed colleagues:
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