As we convene this special meeting of the Sock Puppet Saga, our esteemed chair, Bertrand the Brilliant, has called upon us to tackle the weighty issue of Sock Puppet Gate.
Reports have surfaced of clandestine sock-puppeteering in the highest echelons of power. We must get to the bottom of this.
Action Items
- Conduct thorough investigation
- Summon key witnesses
- Confront the Sock Puppet Kingpin