Memorandum
We, the members of the Committee of Conundrums, hereby declare that the sock puppet, "Blinky," has gone rogue.
Evidence suggests Blinky has been secretly manipulating the strings, leading to a string of unfortunate events, including:
- The Great Cheese Platter Debacle
- The Sudden Onset of Sock Puppet Flu
- The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donut
We, the Committee, have convened an emergency meeting to address this crisis. Recommendations include:
- Immediate revocation of Blinky's puppetry privileges
- Installation of a new, tamper-proof puppet system
- Establishment of a Sock Puppet Task Force to investigate further