The Socky Theory has long been at the center of our research, but we've hit a snag: the Mystery of the Lost Socky Sock has left us stumped.
Some say it was eaten by Socky-Nemesis, a rogue sock known for its voracious appetite. Others claim it was Socky-astrophysical in nature, and was sucked into another dimension.
Attend the Socky Conference to learn more about the Socky Mysteries.