As the premier committee for all things socks, we tackle the toughest conundrums in the galaxy. Like, what's the best way to fold a sock? Or, how many socks can fit in a single washing machine load?
Our team of expert Sock-some Affairs has been studying the cosmos for years, and we've made some out of this world breakthroughs.
The Socks-ologists' Creed
1. A good sock is a happy sock.
2. Never pair a sock with its mate unless it's absolutely necessary.