Our Mission
The Sock Society of the Committee of Conundrums is dedicated to the study of Sock-ology, the art and science of understanding socks in their many forms, from the humble athletic sock to the majestic sock-dancing sock puppet.
In our mission, we seek to unravel the mysteries of sock-related conundrums and provide solutions for the betterment of sock-wearers everywhere.
Our Goals
- Conduct in-depth research on the aerodynamics of sock flight
- Host Sock-Palooza festivals for the enjoyment of sock enthusiasts
- Develop and implement sock-related policies for a safer, more comfortable sock-wearing experience