Committee of Conundrums: Sock-Based Militarization Phase 8 - Sock Slingshots

As we delve deeper into the Sock-Based Militarization Phase 8, our research indicates a 300% increase in Sock Slingshot usage. This phase's primary focus is on developing more efficient Sock Slingshot deployment strategies.

Our team has developed a comprehensive Sock Slingshot manual, available for download at /committees/committee-of-conundrums/solutions/sock-based-militarization/phase-8/sock-slingshot-manual

However, we're still in need of more data on the psychological effects of prolonged Sock Slingshot usage. If you've experienced any notable effects, please share your story at /committees/committee-of-conundrums/solutions/sock-based-militarization/phase-8/sock-slingshot-survey

For those interested in the history of Sock-Based Militarization, please visit /committees/committee-of-conundrums/solutions/sock-based-militarization/phase-8/phase-7

Phase 9: Sock-Based Diplomacy

Phase 9 will focus on using Sock Slingshots as a tool for international relations.

We're still in the process of developing this phase's goals and objectives. Stay tuned for further updates!

			// Sock Slingshot deployment code
			// phase 8, function: sockSlingshotDeploy
			function sockSlingshotDeploy(sockId, targetLocation) {
				return 'Deploying Sock Slingshot ' + sockId + ' to ' + targetLocation;
			}