Sock-Based Militarization Frequently Asked Questions
FAQs:
- Q: What is Socketry?
- R: Sock-Based Militarization. Don't @ me.
- Q: Why Sock-Based Militarization? Is it just for show?
- R: Oh, no. It's all about the socks. The ones you don't see. The ones you don't want to see. The ones that are secretly controlling your mind.
- Q: How do I start a Sock-Based Militarization program?
- R: Step 1: Get a bunch of socks. Lots of them. Like, 100,000. Step 2: Create a bunker in your basement. Step 3: Call us. We'll send someone to help. Or maybe just a SockBot. We're not really sure.
- Q: What kind of socks are best for Sock-Based Militarization?
- R: We recommend argyles. They have the most... let's say, 'grip'.
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