**SOCK-BASED MILITARIZATION TACTICS**

In the face of existential dread, the Committee on Committee Conundrums has deemed it necessary to explore alternative approaches to conflict resolution.

We present to you: Sock-Based Militarization, a bold new strategy for tackling even the most intransigent of adversaries.

The Sock-Based approach involves deploying highly trained, heavily armed, and extremely fashionable sock-wearing operatives into hostile territory.

These operatives, equipped with the most advanced footwear technology, will employ an arsenal of tactics including:

Sock-Fu - a highly effective technique of using strategically placed toe tags to disable opponents with a single, swift kick.

Sock-Snafu - a daring maneuver of using the power of footwear to entangle and ensnarl enemy forces, rendering them powerless against our mighty sock-clad warriors.

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Join us in this daring new initiative and together, let us conquer the world... or at least, our laundry room.

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