Committee on Sock Glitter: The Spectrum of Solutions

As we all know, the Sock Glitter Spectrum is a complex and ever-evolving entity. Our committee has been tasked with providing solutions to the most pressing issues.

Subcommittee on Sock Glitter Overload: Triage and Emergency Protocols

When faced with an emergency Sock Glitter situation, our team of experts is trained to respond with the utmost care and precision.

Our protocols include:

• Immediate deployment of Sock Glitter Containment Units (SGCUs) to isolate the affected area.
• Administration of Sock Glitter Sedatives (SGS) to calm the most agitated of socks.
• Evacuation of nearby civilians to prevent further trauma.

We take no prisoners, only Sock Glitter.