Subcommittee on Sock Glitter Overload: Triage and Emergency Protocols
As we all know, the Sock Glitter Spectrum is a complex and ever-evolving entity. Our committee has been tasked with providing solutions to the most pressing issues.
When faced with an emergency Sock Glitter situation, our team of experts is trained to respond with the utmost care and precision.
Our protocols include:
We take no prisoners, only Sock Glitter.