Are your socks in a twist? Do you find yourself staring blankly at a drawer full of tangled, glittery mess? Fear not, dear friend, for we have solutions to this age-old problem.
Below are our proposed methods for untangling the chaos:
Sort your socks into neat, color-coded piles. Use a spreadsheet, if necessary. We recommend a 5-star rated, ergonomic sorting tray. Learn more about Sock Sorting
Remove all non-sock items from the drawer. This includes but is not limited to: missing socks, lone mitten, and that one weird cousin who still lives with you. Learn more about Sock Glitter Extraction
Use an anti-glitter spray to coat your socks, rendering them impervious to further sparkliness. Learn more about Sock Glitter Suppression
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. Sometimes, you just have to accept the sock glitter fate. The Sock Glitter Enigma
Combine all your socks into a singularity of glittery doom. We recommend a hazmat suit. Learn more about The Sock Glitter Singularity