Committee of Conundrums: Sock Protocol 9000

Meet Johnny Socks, Sock Protocol 9000's Lead Sock Specialist

Johny Socks is the lead specialist on Sock Protocol 9000, a committee of esteemed professionals dedicated to making sure your socks match.

Johny Socks (Chairman and Sock Whisperer)
Mrs. Sockworth (Sock Historian)
Dr. Socklesworth (Sock Physicist)

Our team is dedicated to finding solutions to the most pressing sock-related issues of our time. Like, have you ever tried to match socks in the dark?

Learn more about Mrs. Sockworth's Sock Historian credentials Discover Dr. Socklesworth's groundbreaking work in Sock Physics Read the minutes of our most recent meeting, where we solved world hunger... with socks

We're on the case, folks!

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