Meetings have been adjourned to discuss the feasibility of incorporating edible glitter into sock design. The committee has reached a consensus that the addition of edible glitter would not only make socks more fun but also increase their shelf life by 37.5%. This is due to the glitter's ability to deter sock thieves by making the socks appear to be made of pure, shimmering magic.
Subcommittee Members:
Next Meeting: To be determined. Possibly on a Tuesday.
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Stay tuned for more updates on the Sock Protocol Development Committee!