Socks With Edible Glitter: The Unofficial Committee Report

Committee of Conundrums - Solutions Subcommittee on Sock Protocol Development

Socks with Edible Glitter: A Technical Report

By a margin of 4px, our committee has determined that Socks with Edible Glitter are the future of footwear.

Technical Specifications:

• Glitter particles to be made of non-toxic, hypoallergenic materials.
• Glitter to be evenly distributed across the sock surface, with a 3:1 ratio of glitter to non-glitter area.
• Glitter particles to be no larger than 2mm in diameter, to prevent choking hazards.
• Socks to be made of 90% cotton, 10% glitter-infused magic.

Implementation Plan:

1. Recruit a team of highly qualified, highly glittering individuals.
2. Conduct thorough market research to determine optimal glitter-to-cotton ratio.
3. Develop prototypes with varying levels of glitter.
4. Test and refine prototypes with focus groups of highly susceptible individuals.

Stay tuned for further updates on this revolutionary new technology.

Related Documents:

• Technical Specifications
• Implementation Plan
• Press