Solutions

Our Methods, Your Problems

We've got the answers, and we're willing to share them with you. But don't expect them to make sense. That's what the coffee machine is for.

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Suggested Solutions:

• 1. The Ancient Art of Procrastination

  A delicate balance of doing the absolute minimum while appearing to be doing something. Requires extensive practice and a strong stomach.

  • 2. The Power of Suggestion
  • 3. The Art of Saying Nothing