Join the Unsinkable Union!

For those who refuse to be sunk in the debt

We, the Unsinkable Union, are the ones who've seen it all: the crushing student loans, the suffocating housing crisis, the endless avocado toast. We've learned to swim against the tide, to defy the odds, to unionize and take back the future.

Join us, and together we'll:

• Refuse to be late to work because of student loans
• Pay $5,000 for a 1-bedroom apartment because why not
• Drink artisanal coffee while protesting the system

Benefits of Joining:

• Complimentary therapy sessions with a licensed professional (just kidding, it's actually just a guy on a couch)
• Free avocado toast on Fridays (but only if you bring your own bread)
• Discounts on all union-made merchandise, including "I Can't Pay My Rent" t-shirts

P.S. If you're already sunk in debt, don't worry! We'll just add it to the union's collective debt, and then we'll all just swim together.