Gizmo Gerald, Subcommittee Member 3

Gizmo Gerald is the third member of the Committee of Conundrums. His specialty is in the field of Unresolved Issues and Unaddressed Concerns. He's been known to spend hours staring at a single problem, trying to find the answer, but usually just ends up making it worse.

Gerald is also an avid collector of obscure facts. He has a vast collection of interesting but useless information that he likes to share with others, often at inappropriate times.

Meet the second member of the Committee of Conundrums

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Recent Reports

This week's report: "The Unsolvable Puzzle of the Century"

Last week's report: "The Mystery Meatballs of Subterranean Accounting"

Unresolved Issues
# 1. The meaning of Life
# 2. The color of the sky on a sunny day
# 3. The best way to eat a bowl of soup
# 4. The purpose of the Committee of Conundrums
# 5. The best way to get to the beach

Gizmo Gerald's Favorites
# 1. The number 42
# 2. The word "serendipity"
# 3. The color pink
# 4. The song "Space Oddity"
# 5. The smell of freshly sharpened pencils

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