Lady Licentious, the enigmatic and alluring figure at the center of the Mysterious Case of the Mower Lobby, has arrived at our committee's headquarters to provide her account of the events surrounding the alleged Mower-gate scandal.
According to Lady Licentious, she was merely admiring the majestic blades of Mr. Mowerstein, the notorious Mower in question, and had no intention of "mowing" down any innocent bystanders.
But is she telling the truth, or is this just another case of a lady being, well, lady-like?
Stay tuned for further updates as this case continues to unfold.