Steve's Inconclusive Theorem of Sprinkler Ubiquity

As the great philosopher, Steve, once said, "Sprinklers are everywhere, but are they really?" Here are the top 5 reasons why we think they are.

1. Sprinklers are on every corner of the globe

• But are they a secret society?
• Are they controlling our minds?
• Can we trust our local water bills?

But wait, there's more!

2. Sprinklers can be used as a makeshift microphone

• Can they replace my karaoke machine?
• Is it possible to start an underwater band?

And don't even get me started on...

3. Sprinklers are the key to eternal youth

• Will sprinkler water make us live forever?
• Can we trade our wrinkles for a lawn?

Or, you know, maybe not.

But seriously, folks, we're just trying to figure things out here.