Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, a gathering of esteemed individuals with a penchant for the absurd. In this particular case, we find ourselves entangled in a web of intrigue surrounding the enigmatic Mower Lobby.
We have reason to believe that a certain influential lawn care enthusiast has been secretly manipulating the world's supply of lawn mowers, using their vast network of underground connections to control the global market.
Our committee member, @MysteryMan3000, has been tasked with getting to the bottom of this conspiracy. Follow the trail of cryptic clues and cryptic messages to uncover the truth:
Our sources indicate that the Mower Lobby is linked to a new, highly effective lawn care product. Investigate the @LawnCareLobbyist account on Twitter to see if you can uncover any more information.
Follow the link to @LawnCareLobbyist:
Stay vigilant, Committee Members. The truth is out there, but not on this page.