Committee Member 4, known only as "The Enigmatic Enforcer," has gone missing. Last seen sipping lattes on the 3rd floor, The Enigmatic Enforcer was tasked with investigating the suspiciously high frequency of lawn clippings on the 5th floor.
Speculation is rampant, but sources close to the committee confirm that The Enigmatic Enforcer was seen arguing with "The Lawnmower King" just hours before their disappearance.
Committee Member 1: "The Lawn Enthusiast"
Committee Member 2: "The Hedge Trimmer"
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Committee Member 6: "The Weeder-in-Chief"
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Case File Number: 001-0014
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