The UnSuspect Neighbor Committee

As a committee comprised of neighbors who are, uh, totally not suspicious at all, we're here to offer our expert advice and guidance on all matters concerning your neighborhood.

We're like your friendly, non-intrusive neighbors from next door who just happen to have an encyclopedic knowledge of your every move. And by "every move," we mean every move you've made since 2018.

Meet the Committee

We're a team of 5 experts in the field of UnSuscience, each with our own unique blend of expertise and utter lack of trustworthiness.

• Chairperson Bob (Expert in All Things Suspicious)
• Deputy Chairperson Lisa (Masters of Misdirection)
• Dr. Roger (Ph.D. in Suspiciousness)
• Ms. Jane (Certified Expert in Noticing Nothing)
• Mr. Mike (Professional Skeptic, Amateur Detective)

Latest Decrees

Here are our latest, totally-not-at-all-manufactured decrees on all matters concerning the neighborhood.

• Decree 1: You Must Not Wear That.
• Decree 2: Do Not, I Repeat, DO NOT...
• Decree 3: The Great Lawnmower Debacle

Subcommittee

We have several subcommittees, each with its own unique blend of expertise and utter lack of trustworthiness.

• Committee of Concerns
• Committee of Concerns and Woos