As Vice Chair of the Vice Chair, it is your duty to preside over meetings that are as productive as a sedated sloth in a hammock.

• Step 1: Call the meeting to order, or not.
• Step 2: Read the minutes from the last meeting, or not.
• Step 3: Discuss something, but not really.
• Step 4: Adjourn the meeting, and pretend you meant to do that all along.

For further guidance, consult:

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• Prophets and Ominous Omens
• Meeting Maladies
• Meeting Protocols of Old

As a Vice Chair of the Vice Chair, you must always feign interest in the minutia of committee business.

• Step 1: Make eye contact with the presenter, but only if they're wearing something interesting.
• Step 2: Nod, and possibly make a few supportive noises.
• Step 3: Pretend to scribble notes, but actually just doodle.
• Step 4: Ask a question, but only if it's a really obvious one that everyone already knew.

For further guidance, consult:

• Pretending to Care
• Faking It
• Actual Caring Protocols