Investigations
We have been tasked with investigating the phenomenon where things grow on the other side.
Our team of expert conundrum-hunters has been working tirelessly to get to the root of this issue.
Our Research
We have conducted a thorough analysis of the situation and have come to a conclusion:
Nothing grows on this side. It is, in fact, a barren wasteland.
We are considering the option of moving our operations to a nearby desert island.