Meet the Secretary of Indecision
The Secretary of Indecision is responsible for taking no action, as that's just what we needed more of. They are also in charge of finding new ways to delay decisions, and are known for their exceptional ability to make everyone else do all the work.
Meet our fearless leader, Bob, who has been in this position for 10 years and counting.
We are currently looking for a new Committee Chair. Requirements include: ability to make excuses, experience with blame-shifting, and a willingness to accept responsibility for nothing.