This is where the real work gets done. Or, in most cases, not.
Because we're too busy making excuses, we rarely get around to taking actual minutes. But hey, that's what we're going for, right?
Today's agenda is a real doozy. We're discussing the importance of procrastination, the art of making excuses, and the best ways to blame it on someone else.
"Excuse 1: The cat ate my homework"
"Excuse prophets: "I was just about to start working on it, but then..."
"Excuse 3: The internet was down."
We're the Committee of Undertakings, and we're here to make excuses for you. Because, let's face it, that's what we're really good at.
We're always looking for new members to join us in our noble pursuit of making excuses. If you're good at blaming it on someone else, we want you!