Minutes of the Utterly Useless Committee

Meeting 12, Session 1: The Pointlessness of Pencils

Chairperson: Professor B. L. Utterly

Attendees: Dr. P. T. Quill, Dr. F. N. T. Scribe, Dr. S. H. P. Lot

Summary:

We met in a circle to discuss the futility of pencils. It was decided that pencils are, in fact, utterly useless.

Action Items:

• Dr. S. H. P. Lot will research the aerodynamics of pencil lead
• Dr. P. T. Quill will write a 500 page thesis on the pointlessness of pencil erasers
• Dr. F. N. T. Scribe will create a database of every possible pencil sharpener design

Adjournment:

The meeting was called to order at 9:00 AM, adjourned at 10:00 AM, with a total of 0 hours spent on actual productive work.

Next Meeting: The Pointlessness of Staple Removers. Scheduled for 3:00 PM, next Wednesday. Or maybe not.