**Mission Statement:** We, the Hamster Crisis Committee, have been tasked with navigating the complexities of hamster ownership in the face of existential dread.

  1. Develop and implement the Hamster Crisis Management System (HCMS)
  2. Host regular Hamster Self-Care Workshops for owners
  3. Conduct quarterly Hamster Wellness Evaluations
Learn more about HCMS Hamster Owners Self-Care Workshop Hamster Wellness Evaluation Report