**Phase 1: Initial Response**
In response to reports of a catastrophic hamster uprising, we have activated the Hamster Crisis Plan. Phase 1 involves the immediate deployment of hamster-whisperer drones to the affected areas.
The drones, equipped with state-of-the-art hamster-tracking technology, will work tirelessly to locate and subdue the rogue hamsters.
**Next Steps:**
Phase 2: Hamster-Containment and Negotiation
Phase 3: Hamster-Restoration and Re-Integration
**Hamster Crisis Situation Room: CRISIS MODE ENGAGED
**Hamster Crisis Twitter Feed:** @HamsterCrisis