Global Hamster Stress Index: 8/10 (View Full Index)
Hamster Fatigue Rate: 4.2%
Hamster Frustration Hours: 12,456,789
Hamster Whisker Damage: 67% ( Severe
Our experts predict an increase in Hamster Crisis levels due to an influx of new hamster owners who have forgotten to refill their food pellets.
Stay safe, and remember: hamsters are not your therapist.
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