As you are aware, a hamster crisis of unprecedented proportions has gripped our nation. The committee has been convened to address this issue with the utmost seriousness and bureaucratic flair.
Our committee consists of:
Together, we shall navigate this hamster crisis with the utmost professionalism and an abundance of hamster-themed metaphors.
Hamster Crisis Act is currently in session. Please do not disturb.
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