Hamster Crisis: Wellness Report

Published by the Hamster Wellness Council, a team of experts in Furry Frenemies and Rodent Relations

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Causes:

Overpopulation - Too many hamsters, not enough snacks.

Social Isolation - Hamsters stuck in solitary confinement, literally.

Sudden Onset Senior Hamsteritis - When hamsters get old, they get cranky.