Lord McSarcasm, the 99th, is our fearless chairman. He's a man of mystery, surrounded by an aura of sarcasm and disdain for the mundane. His favorite color is plaid, and his favorite food is the bitter taste of disappointment.
In his spare time, Lord McSarcasm enjoys collecting antique tomes on the history of committees, and practicing his 5-second stare of doom on unsuspecting interns.
Disclaimer: Our Chairman is not actually a person, but a fictional construct of our collective fears and frustrations.