Pointless Committee Affairs

• Meeting 1: "The Purpose of This Meeting is to Discuss the Purpose of the Meeting"
• Scheduled Break: 15 minutes of Staring at Walls
• Meeting 2: "The History of Committee Chairs and Their Uncomfortable Seats"
• Lunch Break: Eating Sandwiches While Pretending to Work
• Meeting 3: "The Art of Writing Meeting Minutes Without Actually Recording Anything"

Remember, the fate of the world rests on the shoulders of this committee.