The Beige Debate 2023: Because Who Needs Vibrancy Anyway?

Should Beige Be Banned?

In a shocking twist, the Beige Committee has called an emergency meeting to debate the very existence of Beige in our society.

Arguments For Beige:

• It's not as boring as you think! There's actually a lot of excitement happening under the surface.
• It's great for hiding stains! Who needs vibrant colors when you can just blend everything together?

Arguments Against Beige:

• It's literally the most boring color ever. Like, who thought that's a good idea?
• We can't even get our kids to eat their veggies when they're servedประก Beige. It's like we're trying to torture them.

But wait, there's more!

• A special guest appearance by the world's leading expert on Beige, Dr. Beigey McBeigface, PhD!