Pointless Committee Agenda 2025
Today's Agenda:
- 8:00 - 9:00 am: Arrival of Committee Members (in pajamas)
- 9:00 - 12:00 pm: Brainstorming session on ways to procrastinate on actual tasks
- 12:00 - 1:00 pm: Lunch break. Eat a sandwich. Or three.
- 1:00 - 3:00 pm: Debate on the meaning of "actual progress"
- 3:00 - 5:00 pm: Committee members will be forced to watch an endless loop of PowerPoint presentations on "The Importance of Meetings"
- 5:00 - 6:00 pm: Dinner break. Pizza will be served.
- 6:00 - 8:00 pm: More "brainstorming" and "discussing" and "arguing" about nothing in particular.
- 8:00 - 10:00 pm: "Wrap-up" session where committee members will pretend to have accomplished something