Decision 1-1 (Unofficially known as 'Unicorns are a Real Thing')
Meeting Notes:
Present: 1. Mr. Johnson (Chair), 2. Dr. Smith (Vice Chair), 3. 3 Unicorns (Guest Unicorns)
Resolution:
After a heated debate, the committee voted 3-0 (with 3 abstentions) to acknowledge the existence and legitimacy of unicorns as real entities.
Key Findings:
- Unicorns are not, in fact, horses with a rainbow on their back.
- The horns are not made of plastic.
- We're not sure what the sparkles are made of but they seem nice.
Motions and Votes:
- Moved by: Mr. Johnson
- Seconded by: Dr. Smith
- Unicorns abstained due to lack of opposable thumbs.
- Voting Result: 3-0-3