Agenda Item 1: The Search for More Coffee
We will discuss the pressing issue of insufficient caffeine in the break room.
Decree No CaffeineAgenda Item 2: The Mystery of the Missing Stapler
We will investigate the disappearance of the stapler from the supply cabinet.
Decree Stapler RecoveryAgenda Item 3: The Futility of Committee Work
We will debate the pointlessness of this very committee.
Decree Committee Doom