Today's agenda includes:
1. The Importance of Procrastination
- Discuss the merits of doing absolutely nothing productive.
- Establish new records for most hours spent on social media.
- Vote on whether or not to eat Cheetos for lunch.
2. In-Depth Analysis of Cat Videos
- Study the aerodynamics of cat paws.
- Investigate the emotional impact of catnip on committee members.
- Host a debate on whether or not cats are secretly plotting against us.
3. Emergency Meeting: The Great Sock Conspiracy
- Explain to the world why our socks keep going missing.
- Assign blame to the most likely suspect (our socks).
- Vote on whether or not to start a Sock-Hunters Anonymous support group.