Minutes of the Last Meeting of the Subcommittee on the Meaning of Death

Attendees: 3

Quorum: 2 (because 3 is a prime number)

Meeting called to order at 2:47 PM. Chairperson, Bertrand P. Fuzzy, banged gavel, which was not actually a gavel, but rather a large, metal stapler.

Discussion of the meaning of death was tabled, due to lack of meaning.

Action item: "Define the meaning of death". Status: pending.

• Definition Proposal
• Relevant Philosophical Arguments