Meeting Date: 23rd of February, Year 2023
After an hour of heated discussion, the sub-subcommittee reached a consensus that death is not just the absence of life, but the presence of eternal silence.
Item 1: Motion to define 'meaning of death' in a dictionary. Carried.
Item 2: Motion to have a 'what is the meaning of death' party. Failed.
The meeting adjourned at 14:00, after 3 hours and 15 minutes of deliberation.