Minutes of the Meeting: The Sub-Committee on the Meaning of Death

Meeting called to order by Chairperson, Bob "The Grim Reaper" Johnson.

Members present: John "The Mortician" Smith, Jane "The Ethnologist" Doe, and Bob's cousin Larry "The Embalmer" Johnson.

Agenda item 1: The Meaning of Death

1. Define death as "a permanent cessation of consciousness"
2. Discuss the implications of death on one's 401K
3. Vote on whether or not to serve pizza for snacks

Adjournment Procedure Adjournment Resolution